Explaining relativity. Mary just asked why, when we are driving forward, all the trees and houses go the other way.

As I get older I realize that you have to be careful what you wish for. I used to think it would be fun to shower with 7 princesses and Dora

Yes, @eyemablondie clearly Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett were the same person.

RT @shanselman: OMG, Michael Jackson is dead.

But @mwoodman why would you hang up? Don’t you know that “your call is important to them”?

Little embarrassed, wearing my “world’s greatest Dad” shirt at Father’s day breakfast. Hate to throw it in other Dad’s faces. Maybe next …

Stuck in Denver Aquarium during a tornado. This blows!

At the grocery store wishing real life had progressive search

Uh, oh. Mary just schooled me on what is cool. I’m finally out of it.

My new computer is here. My Friday night is planned!