Just spent the last twenty minutes talking about cupcakes. #fb

Okay I had a guy give me the fist bump but I think I screwed it up. Is there a reference for this stuff? #fb

Part of some insane sleep deprivation experiment wherein my ability to retain memories of Dora the Explorer pictures is being tested #fb

Just registered Mary for her first race. #fb

♺ @bencasnocha: RT @megE123: I heard the CEO of AT got married recently. The service was great but the reception was terrible.

Just saw someone logging into AOL “in the wild”. Complete with “Welcome, you’ve got mail” sound. #fb

When Mary finishes eating cherries she looks like a messy cannibal. #fb

Mary this morning: “Worms are birds’ spaghetti!” #fb

Mary about boy walking with a hip hop strut: “he’s walking like a waddle penguin” #fb

Having one of those days where I suspect at least one of my coworkers of being under the influencs of prescription narcotics. #fb