Posts Tagged: tweets

People shouldn’t smoke weed on the job but I think I prefer it when the dude preparing my food is stoned. Talk about generous portions!

Questioning blog posts that consist only of a link to an article or another blog post.

Saw a kid in airport security wearing a “911=made up” t-shirt. You’re really sticking it to the man by forcing a full body cavity search.

You can’t even take kid’s sunscreen past airport security. Mary has a case against the US Government if she ever develops skin cancer.

Turned in my letter of resignation with SI today. I will miss a high percentage of the people there 🙂

Accident on southbound Powers just past Aeroplaza backing up traffic.

On my way back home from dropping my sister off at the airport. We are all going to miss having family in town.

On the list of top ten things you really don’t want to hear your wife say, “… his testicles were huge.”

Mary seems to be impervious to cold. Freezing my ears off pushing her on the swing at the park.

Stuck in traffic S I-25 on Motor City.