Posts Tagged: tweets

икони на светциBrand new car peed in. Check! #fb

I swear it’s easier to reload an M16 magazine than this damn Tinkerbell Pez dispenser. #fb

иконографияПравославни икониIt was so muggy that my run felt more like a swim. Does that count as my first duathlon? #fb

One of the killer Google+ mobile features is the nearby pane in the steam #fb

Apparently Planned Parenthood steals souls. I wonder what they do with them? #fb

OH, Mary in the bathroom stall: Addie? Do you see that yellow thing right there? That’s corn. #fb

Standing in a line for a ride that seems to be a line-standing-simulator. #fb

I can’t tell if it is a costume day at Six Flags or if that’s just what kids are wearing now. #fb

Next time I will skip the middle man and pour the syrup directly into Addie’s hair. #fb

Today I watched Mary squatting in the front yard in her green dress and bike helmet staring at the neighbor kids while eating a booger. #fb