Posts Categorized: Tweets

Addie is becoming intimately familiar with applying an ice pack this week. #fb

Received my TSA approved heavy petting after declining the scan. Now enjoying a cigarette. #fb

In the office. Not wearing pants. #fb

Addie and I went to Chic-Filet for dinner. We both got a chocolate shake for dessert. Now what are all these boys doing in my yard? #fb

Mary (flexing): I have strong muscles Me: Yes you do Mary: I could probably kill one of the kids at school Me: .. Mary: I could kill you #fb

I ran across the ‘System.MissingMemberException’ today. It made me giggle.

Road my bike into work and I didn’t get run over once. #fb

My new job is showing me my weaknesses. Today I learned that I am terrible at Halo 3. #fb

Finished the Denver Half. I think I’m gonna sign up for the vegas half too. #RnRDen #fb

Ready to run. Unfortunately my phone didn’t charge. It’s a good thing I brought a spare battery. #boyscout #fb