Just spent the last twenty minutes talking about cupcakes. #fb
Posts By: Brandan
Okay I had a guy give me the f…
Okay I had a guy give me the fist bump but I think I screwed it up. Is there a reference for this stuff? #fb
Part of some insane sleep depr…
Part of some insane sleep deprivation experiment wherein my ability to retain memories of Dora the Explorer pictures is being tested #fb
Just registered Mary for her f…
Just registered Mary for her first race. #fb
♺ @bencasnocha: RT @megE123:…
♺ @bencasnocha: RT @megE123: I heard the CEO of AT got married recently. The service was great but the reception was terrible.
Just saw someone logging into …
Just saw someone logging into AOL “in the wild”. Complete with “Welcome, you’ve got mail” sound. #fb
When Mary finishes eating cher…
When Mary finishes eating cherries she looks like a messy cannibal. #fb
Mary this morning: “Worms are …
Mary this morning: “Worms are birds’ spaghetti!” #fb
Mary about boy walking with a …
Mary about boy walking with a hip hop strut: “he’s walking like a waddle penguin” #fb
Having one of those days where…
Having one of those days where I suspect at least one of my coworkers of being under the influencs of prescription narcotics. #fb