Mary asked me tonight, “Why is your Bleu Cheese White?” #fb
Posts By: Brandan
Whipping my hair back AND fort…
Whipping my hair back AND forth. #fb
Saw a guy open his MacBook the…
Saw a guy open his MacBook then proceed to log into msn.com to read the news and *Hotmail* for email. Does Apple would allow that? #fb
Damn you eastern standard time…
Damn you eastern standard time! Why must you wake my children early?
I get the pink and purple unic…
I get the pink and purple unicorn tonight because it is too big for Mary to cuddle with. #itsadadslife
Just saw Tangled. Rapunzel is …
Just saw Tangled. Rapunzel is a barefoot runner. #fb
The people at Walmart are weir…
The people at Walmart are weirder at 11PM than at 11AM.
Going to Walmart, no shower, i…
Going to Walmart, no shower, in yesterday’s sweatshirt and jeans. Hope I don’t stick out in the bustling crowds in their Christmas finery.
Finding myself wanting to resp…
Finding myself wanting to respond to a letter to the editor in the newspaper. Does this mean that I’m old? #fb
was reminded that he was a fat…
was reminded that he was a father this morning with vomit in his hand… twice.