Waitress: What’s your name? Mary: Mary. Waitress: And, how old are you? Mary: 6 Mary (as the waitress walks away): Those questions weren’t hard. She should have asked me, like… what’s 20 + 20?
Monthly Archives:: July 2012
FB July 29, 2012 at 06:22PM
WARNING: Eating smores requires putting your hair in a ponytail first.
FB July 29, 2012 at 06:19PM
WARNING: Eating smores
FB July 28, 2012 at 04:02PM
How does a person go about watching the Olympics if he does not have cable?
FB July 22, 2012 at 08:53PM
Mary: “Anyway, there’s lots of Oreos in life Daddy.”