Posts Tagged: tweets

I just got two more tweets

I was just told my Kindergartner has a boyfriend. Who knows where I can get a cheap gun with no waiting period? #fb

I just saw “The Springs Cupcake Truck”. Is this like an ice cream truck and why is it not in my neighborhood? #fb

I’ve had a long day training my replacement. I deserve this 12 mile run. #fb

Just received six identical letters from my financial institution thanking me for signing up for electronic statements. #savingthetrees #fb

Just received six identical letters from my financial institution thanking me for signing up for electronic statements. #savingthetrees #fb

иконописAnd the hits keep on coming. #fb

Sewer backed up into the basement, worked on it for 6hr, called a plumber, then cleaned up for 4 hr. I am done. Squish! What was that? #fb

икониI am in a world of shit. #fb

иконографияSomeone in my neighborhood has an open wifi named “BOOGER” whenever I see it I want to pick it. #fb